Here’s one I remember from the fifties but it’s much better if you can hear it in person with the accent.
Mr. Lee in the Tlee.
Mr. Lee, the great Chinese detective was hired by a disgruntled husband to follow his wife. When the husband didn’t hear anything after a week he went looking for Mr. Lee and found him in the intensive care of the local hospital. When he visited him he was aghast to see him in a full body cast and his face was badly bruised. “What happened?” he asked.
Through a drugged haze Mr. Lee replied, “You hired me to follow she and she met another he. They go to hotel so I climb near by tlee to see what I could see. I climb out on branch and I see she play with he and he play with she and I got so excited I play with me and fall out of tlee. So sorry.